Tuesday, August 09, 2005
One of my favorite jokes
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear. The black bear
said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have
sex."
Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear
and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a
huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to
death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to
comply.
Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank
finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to
track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then
there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar
bear standing there.
The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the
hunting, do you?"
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He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear. The black bear
said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have
sex."
Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear
and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a
huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to
death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to
comply.
Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank
finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to
track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then
there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar
bear standing there.
The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the
hunting, do you?"
# posted by O'Brien @ 8/09/2005 08:50:00 PM 
