Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Folk of the Fringe Classics--Calculus is Coming to Town
Calculus is Coming to Town
Posted by Walker � , 12/18/2002, 13:06:24 | Archive |
You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout I'm telling you why
Calculus is coming, to town
He's make a list, he's checking it twice gonna find out who's posting like lice.
Calculus is coming, to town
He knows if you've been bluffing, he knows if you're a troll He knows if your posts smell like fish and he's going to burn your soul
Oh
He's making a list, he's checking who's wrong. Gonna find out who speaks with forked tongue
Calculus is coming to town
You better not sin, you better not boast. He's got a big flame and he's gonna make toast
Calculus is coming to town
He knows if you're a lezzie, he knows if you are gay but if you are a virgin pure, he will roll you in the hay.
Oh
You better not lie, in deed or in word. He's got hard cludgel and he likes to cross swords.
Calculus is coming to town.
You better watch out, don't call him a lous, unless you're a knight and are ready to joust
Calculus is coming to town.
He knows when you are sleeping, without your powdered wig. If he sees you with your waistcoat off, he will stick you like a pig.
Oh
You better not cheat, you better not lie. you better not lust, I'm telling you why...
Calculus is coming to town
You better not blame, you better not sin. Don't speak in red herrings or ad hominims
Calculous is coming to town
He knows if you are sleeping, or if you're playing dead. He sees you when your pants are down and he'll Kong you on the head.
Oh
You better not screw, you better not fudge. He's got a foul sword and a big, heavy cludge
Calculus is coming to town.
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I miss all the fun
Re: Calculus is Coming to Town -- Walker | |||
Posted by Trixie2 � , 12/18/2002, 13:14:50 | Top of Thread | Archive |
I also think you should write a song for each one of us for Xmas. :O
(off to look up cludgel)
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